The kids finished school for the summer yesterday, and its at times like this you wish you had a bigger house. One with 5 bedrooms maybe, and a pool, and an underground garage for when you really need JUST 2 BLOODY SECONDS TO MYSELF SO I CAN THINK PLEASE IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK

Sorry, but for example here is an interesting villa in L'Eliana, built on a corner plot, so only a neighbour on one side. Convenient to both Valencia city and also Eliana town centre, including its metro stations, and restaurants for DINNER WHAT DO YOU MEAN WHATS FOR DINNER, YOU'VE JUST HAD LUNCH

There is a very manageable garden and nice pool, and IF I HAVE TO GO DOWN TO YOU ONE MORE TIME I WON'T BE RESPONSIBLE FOR WHAT I'LL DO TO THE PAIR OF YOU

Look, I have to go. Check out the photos and call us, before WHAT LITTLE SANITY I HAVE LEFT GOES OUT THE EFFING WINDOW ALONG WITH THAT BLOODY SKATEBOARD IF YOU RIDE IT IN THE HOUSE ONE MORE TIME YOU LITTLE BOLLOX