Now it might come as a surprise to a lot of you but these listings are not done by a fancy AI, algorithmically generated to maximise clicks, based on the latest Search Engine Optimisation theories. No, there's a real live human at the other end here, and sometimes I need a break too.

So here's my guided relaxation for you loyal reader

1. say 'Hey Google/Alexa/Siri - play Lo-fi music'

2. Take off shoes, socks, tight trousers, whatever as long as you don't get distracted and/or arrested

3. Look at and lose yourself in these photos of this beautiful villa in Rocafort. The azure skies, aquamarine pool, magenta bougainvillea and really green grass (gap in the market there for other words for green).

Now, wasn't that nice? Of course this villa is quite expensive, and we can't all afford that. But if you are one of the fortunate ones, and you'd like to have a closer look, give us a call and we'll visit.

I'd put my pants back on first though.