Huge Imposing Villa in Serra
6 bedrooms | Villa | Inland | Serra
Property: 700 m²
Price: € 350,000 Euros.
Woe is me, I will be soooooo jealous of whoever buys this place unless... checks lottery numbers quietly in the background... nope, I will be sooooo jealous. You will just have to invite me round regularly to sit on the back terrace and survey the views over the pool towards the verdant gardens and ridiculously cute barbecue area.
I really should keep the description short and boring so people avoid buying this and then those sweet sweet lottery numbers can fall right for me but it's difficult, there are six bedrooms all of which are nicely sized and one of which lies up a spiral staircase from another making it a perfect teenage den and games room. The living room is an L shaped game of hide and seek once the furniture is in, the kitchen needs a Waltons style table in the middle to bring down its size, the terrace wraps around the living room facing the morning and afternoon sun. The main bedroom has an en suite bathroom larger than many bedrooms in city apartments. The plot is around 4000m2 giving you plenty of space to lose yourself and enjoy not only your good fortune but also your perfect taste in buying this property at such a great price. I remember the days when this house was being offered at 680k and even then it wasn't really overpriced.
And where is it? Only on our favourite gated estate in the area, Torres de Portacoeli with its social club, sports centre, shops and facilities just eight minutes from Betera, La Pobla and Olocau and twenty five minutes into the centre.
Don't buy this house, wait until I have the lottery win so I can have it as a weekend retreat for huge parties and to set up a recording studio in the enormous basement with its well placed games room, bodega and unfortunately situated barbecue, right next to the oil deposit for the central heating. It's easy to imagine recording a concept album on site while the band breaks up over musical differences.
And don't forget there is a large pool, excellent orchard and that delightful barbecue house to enjoy. Just make sure you have friends and family to come round and enjoy it with you too. It would be such a waste to not use this place to its full effect.