The Townhouse that Time forgot

Price : 130,000€   : 7   : 1   : 345 Sq.M

Reference : 1628

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Picture of The Townhouse that Time forgot
Ok, I really want to list this because some of the photos of this place in Almenara are works of art in their own right. I will discuss some of them below. (Incidentally due to public decency laws I will be using some abbreviations here, like FH, WTFK, FM, GFY and WTAF. And maybe just plain F too)

The first photo below is of 2 armchairs and a fireplace. Harmless right?
Wrong. It is a visual full frontal assault. FM I thought I was having a stroke when I saw this. Your eyes run in distress from one item to another seeking refuge. There is none

Photo 2 is a kitchen. In a house. In 2021. FH. It reminds me of those stories magazines in the 1950s would run about houses of the future. The kitchens looked like this. Are we in an american diner? Are we in space? WTFK.
Whoever designed this has probably long since passed, but their genius lives on

Photo 3. The office. Seriously, people pay money to go to art galleries to see this kind of thing. Bakelite phone, fly swatter, bowl of dessicated roses, weird lampshade. This room does not give 2Fs. - "I'm here, take your photo, try and sell this place, but I am not going to change, not for you, not for anyone, GFY"
Spectacular

Photo 4. Kids room? WTAF is going on here? Its the colour of the walls, of the beds. Like the girls red coat in Schindler's List, what does it mean? The bed on the right pristine, the bed on the left tainted by the discoloured wall, a tortured soul, good v bad, the eternal struggle, and the crucifix in the centre....

FM, maybe I did have a stroke. I'm going to lie down in a dark room now for a while. Check out the rest of the photos at your own risk, just remember this is a real house, it does exist, and it could be yours .......

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Features of this property

Terrace

Built in Wardrobes

Cable Internet

Exposed Beams

High Ceilings

Near Beach

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