When I see this photo I ask myself – ‘how old is too old to get away with sliding on your knees across a polished floor?’ This looks like a ballroom, but its just the living room of this apartment in the city centre. If that’s just the living room, how big is the whole apartment I hear you ask. 256m2. And just to give you an idea of how big that is, imagine the area of a square where each side is made up of 2 female giraffes lying head to toe.

Enough room for 6 bedrooms. Or maybe they just gave up counting at 6, who knows. 4 bathrooms as well, so you’ll never have too far to walk when nature calls. Which is just as well, this apartment is the size of 36 tournament sized pool tables.

It comes with the option of a parking space, a balcony with views of the city centre, central A/C-heating system, a fireplace, 3 doors to enter the apartment and a very green kitchen. And there’s probably loads more that I haven’t mentioned. This place is, after all, as big as 640 Mona Lisas arranged side by side.

Anyway, huge apartment, central location, needs modernisation sure, but you can’t argue with location and size. I think you have a clear picture now. Call us for more straight talking in terms everyone can understand (11,378 slices of bread).