The clocks have gone back and its getting dark in the evenings, Halloween is upon us and this description will go out of date very quickly but as the kiddies venture out and tap on strangers doors for treats, (be afraid, be very afraid) the only thing that has me hiding behind the sofa is the serious lack of apartments in Valencia at the moment with decent outside space, take a long look and deep search on the popular portals and the results might have you screaming in terror. Current listings for Aticos in Valencia include a 35M2, one bedroom witches broom cupboard for over 200k and no end of Frankenstein style add ons to concierges top floor lodgings, these are mostly undeclared builds, impossible to finance and will make you want to cower under the stairs and close your eyes until they go away.
Increasing the budget up to Golden Visa standard obviously brings better results but some shockers still remain…..
Small Duplex with too many stairs? Eeeeek!
Russian Owner who only wants Rubles or Bitcoin? Arghhhhh!
Nightmare on Jesus Street who insists on Cash Payment? OMG, Run!
570k in Nou Moles? Nou Thanks
Thankfully there is one good option, literally one, scary stuff, but better than none, and here it is, a large single floor penthouse with amazing terrace and views over the Plaza España, fairly liveable as is but with some clever sorcery and magic renovation you can conjure up a wizard home.
We even have a secret potion for the price so, who you gonna call?
Mwahahahahaha, or something.