Quite a week of turmoil for any red blooded football fans so let's not talk about dodgy decisions or controversial moments from last weekend's games.

Virtually All Requests mention must haves and would likes but mainly a desire for good location, most people don’t even mind a property that needs some, or even extensive renovations, I guess that will be for the Value Appreciation Reality.

Here’s a great apartment on the Gran Via with a view to the river bed, it’s a shame about the photos, Vaguely Askew Reproductions and Visibly Artificial Renders. Vacant and Redundant. It must Vex All Regulars to the VP site.

Three bedrooms, two bathrooms, a good sized kitchen and lovely large and light living room to the pretty tree lined quiet street below, here Vehicles Are Rare, and there's more, it happens to be on the top floor so, no noise from above and you have quick access to the Very Agreeable Roof terrace, believe me, the Vistas are Awesome.

A Voltage Amp Rewire has been already done so that's one less thing to keep banging on about and if you’re not here but ready with NIEs, PoAs and Bank Accounts to move fast on something, ask for a Viewing Arranged Remotely and we'll speak to the owner about a Visit Access Request.

Just don't mention the VAR.