I was going to use one of those AI bots to write this description but it just kept spitting out bland generalities that we loathe here at VP.

But the whole AI business got me thinking and you know what? The future is going to be messy folks, if I was you I would just buy a nice four-bed apartment overlooking a treelined avenue with oak floors and floor-to-ceiling windows from which to view the apocalypse. You may as well make sure it has an east-facing balcony high up enough to watch the sun come hurtling towards the earth while you're at it. And obviously, turn that air-conditioning up full blast because a sun crashing into your house makes for some toasty time. Stick a few radiators in there in case we go the other way and a volcano spews up enough ash to cover the sun and we have 50 years of cold and dark. Oh, don’t forget to throw in a parking spot just in case you have time to skedaddle before the zombies take over. But don’t take the motorway, it’ll be jammed. The Turia riverbed park is only 5 minutes away, get down there, pedal to the metal and don’t stop for anyone or anything!

Then again maybe it’ll all come to nothing, and you’ll while away your days looking at the sunrise from a respectable and normal distance, while you meander through the Gran Via neighbourhood enjoying all it has to offer, saying hello to one of the many satisfied VP clients who’ve already bought down this way.

Either way, this is a great apartment.