Villas at this price nowadays are as rare as hens teeth and the previous owners have obviously flown the coop, so if you’ve been scratching out a living, feathering your nest and are ready to rule your own birdhouse and strut your stuff, it might be a good idea to get to the front in the pecking order here on the Llomayna urbanisation in Vilamarxante.

As you can see from the photos the property requires cock sure enthusiasm, eagle eyed attention and someone to take it under their wing but thats water off a ducks back if you can primp and preen this ugly duckling, and although it needs more than just chicken feed or a poultry amount, we all know that to make a good omelette you have to break plenty of eggs.

So don’t brood or chicken out, hatch an idea, shake a feather, and come and take a gander.