Well, its more a palace on a hill, but you’ll see why I’m Happier using that title. This villa is outside Denia town, South of the Border from Valencia so to speak, with panoramic views across the countryside and the bay, and of course an actual Castle on a Hill in Denia town, Perfect. If your End Game is to live with the Beautiful People, look no further. Spread over 3 floors, there are 5 bedrooms...

You know who loved kidneys? Leopold Bloom. James Joyce wrote in Ulysses that they gave his palate "a fine tang of faintly scented urine". (no complaints to the editor please, it can't be disgusting, its literature, innit?) But someone else who loves a kidney are Denia pool designers...

Beautiful townhouse the town of El Verger, which is just outside Denia and 10 minutes from the beach and a little over an hour from Valencia. El Verger is a lovely little town, peaceful but with plenty of supermarkets, bars and restaurants within a short walk. Its a bit of a complicated story this one...

Private Villa located just 10 meters from the best beach in Denia "Playa De Les Deveses". So this really is first line of the beach. And no, I'm not going to start making cracks about sea-level rise because climate change is deadly serious. There's many a multi-millionaire is going to find himself homeless as his mansion settles beneath the waves in the next few decades, this is no laughing matter. Anyway...

Could you throw a stone 400 metres? Well if you could, then here is a villa just a stone's throw from Les Marines beach on the edge of Denia town, halfway between Valencia and Alicante. Its actually a double villa, the first is 110m2 and there is also a guesthouse of 88m2. The main villa has a porch access to the house, a spacious and cozy living room, separate kitchen, 2 bedrooms...

Ever thought you would like a fantastic high-quality beautiful villa on the first line of the beach, with the waves lapping at your garden fence? I know, all those properties are crazy expensive, 7-figure prices. Well here's an opportunity for you. A much more affordable place in Devessa Beach, which is a few kilometres to the north of Denia, about an hour from Valencia city...

A villa on the costas is a bit like a luxury saloon car. Lovely to be seen in, and lovely to look at too, but they can be high maintenance. Mercedes E-class, BMW 3 series top the list for expensive running costs. Fine if the company is footing the bill, but unless they are also paying for your holiday villa then you need to be a bit more careful when it comes to property. This place is not in that high-maintenance category...

A large 2-storey villa just off the beach very near Denia. An hour from both Valencia and Alicante airports, and only 3 kms to Denia town, this would be a great holiday home. 5 bedrooms, living room, dining room and kitchen inside the house, outside we have a couple of large terraces, a swimming pool, well-cared for gardens and covered parking for up to 4 cars...

This is a serious villa, from the outside at last. No bendy curves or soft lines here. Its big, its square, its here. If Lego made Beach villa sets, then this could be their model. It is just off the beach near Denia, about 5 kms north of the town, a little more than an hour from both Valencia and Alicante airports. There is no messing with this place, you want space, a pool, near the beach, terrace, garage, nice views - check...