You know who loved kidneys? Leopold Bloom. James Joyce wrote in Ulysses that they gave his palate "a fine tang of faintly scented urine". (no complaints to the editor please, it can't be disgusting, its literature, innit?) But someone else who loves a kidney are Denia pool designers...

What at first glance looks like a decent if normal townhouse, upon closer inspection hints at a house full of character and with a few stories to tell. Located in the town of El Puig, 3ks from the beach, and 20 from Valencia city. A pretty town, but also a town with an annual rat-throwing festival, so you know its not going to be boring here! The house is really, really big, over 400m2...

Heres a really well built home on a family urbanisation in Naquera, set deep into its winding lanes this secluded plot provides plenty of privacy, peace and quiet with views and easy access to the sport facilities to the rear, perfect to let the kids go and run off some energy, while you enjoy the ridiculously cheap prices in the Bar Restaurante San Miguel. This detached property is currently divided into two separate units...

Well this is a bit of a departure from our usual listings and further away than we tend to venture, so how about a super informative description and top quality photo reportage? Nah, how could I let you down like that? Lets get stuck in. Heres a bell. Probably the best photo of the lot so its the first one I have used, (note to self...

If you’re after a bit of peace and quiet, this nice looking Villa on a corner plot in Montesano is a really good deal with easy access to Betera, the CV35 for the school run, trips to Valencia and might be just the thing you have been looking for. This excellently distributed “L Shaped” property is neatly laid out on the ground floor with 4 Bedrooms, 4 bathrooms, great sized kitchen and living room...

No there’s nothing wrong at all with this one actually, quite the opposite in fact but sometimes the better properties are hard to write, no chance for a pithy observation or sarcastic comment about the dubious layout and kitsch furniture, there are many descriptions on the site designed to entertain and grab your attention but no cheap thrills today im afraid...

Villa Perfecta is aptly named! It is an impeccable property – spacious, light and airy – situated within exclusive La Drova urbanisation, within a minute or so drive (15 minute walk) of the village of Barx and where there are 2 supermarkets, bars and restaurants, butchers and bakers, a pharmacy and doctor’s surgery and bank – everything you need for day-to-day life. Meanwhile Gandia (and its beaches) is a 15 minute drive...

Beautiful townhouse the town of El Verger, which is just outside Denia and 10 minutes from the beach and a little over an hour from Valencia. El Verger is a lovely little town, peaceful but with plenty of supermarkets, bars and restaurants within a short walk. Its a bit of a complicated story this one...

Another day another house in Sot de Chera. Like we´ve said in previous listings, this area is among the most beautiful parts of the Valencian community. Located inland so sometimes it gets overlooked in favour if the more coastal villages and towns, but it is paradise for those who love to be literally on natures doorstep. Situated in a small plaza in the town centre...