Well here’s something that wouldn’t look out of place in Ibiza or Formentera, a great little low maintenance home but fortunately with a Valencia price tag, because that’s where it is, in La Eliana, and if you’re a dab hand at Google maps you can probably narrow it down even further, sorry I can’t do everything for you, tough love and all that...

When you have a gym in your property you probably want to think of something to do with weights, a bit of cardio and some resistance machines. What you don't normally think about is some competitive ironing. Not ironman but ironing, extreme ironing! If you have never seen Extreme ironing then just search it out on YouTube, it's fun (=Mental)...

Set in the foothills of the Sierra Calderona but at the very top of the San Miguel urbanisation we find this lovely villa that couldn’t look any more Spanish unless you put some castanets, a straw donkey and flamenco dress hanging up in the courtyard, marvellous, I always say you can’t beat an easy sterotype and mildly offensive generalisation. Olé mis cojones. :) Anyway...

Depending on your circumstances the choice when you look for properties largely relies on your lifestyle, City? Town? Apartment? House? Single? Married? Large family or relatives to look after? Kids and school runs every day? Fortunately in Valencia there is something for everyone and if you do choose a house you don’t have to go to the middle of nowhere...

(Ok, grammar police, I know we need an apostrophe there but it screws up the feed) Heres a cheerful and colourful Villa, filled to the rafters with the signs of the busy modern family, boogie boards, padel boards, fishing rods, mandolins, piano, harp, gymnasium and sauna, art studio, thousands of books, dartboard and even a shelf of scary dolls, it reads like the prize list from Bullseye*. You name it, these owners do it...

Hard to know which lead photo to go with here but this house has one stand out feature that makes it rather unique from all the others in the street, I just can’t put my finger on it. Maybe you’ve been going around in circles looking for that original home unlike any other, around the streets, around the towns, around the Wrekin...

When you think of Valencia, what places do you think of? Seaside towns I suppose, like Denia, Javea, Gandia and of course Moraira sparkling like little sun-kissed jewels lying in the surf of the turquoise Mediterranean. Beautiful in all seasons, year-round, 12 months, 365 days of fun and relaxation...

Country Life and lots of space…………but not miles out the way……. a common request from clients and generally hard to come by, more often than not “House with character on Big Plot” usually translates as “Ancient Ruin in the Back of Beyond” but here’s a nice looking villa that wouldn’t look out of place in a magazine on a massive piece of land and just 2km from Betera...

This amazing Casa de Pueblo is in the small town of Quart de les Valls, near Sagunto. It is 10kms (10mins) from the beach, and 35kms (35mins) from Valencia city. It is on the edge of the Serra Calderona Natural Park, with almost unlimited miles of hiking and bike paths. Although this house was built in 1970, some of the elements of its construction and decoration date from Arabic times...