Wow this place is white. And very bright. I must say I like it, but my kids mightn't like it so much, being constantly shouted at to keep their grubby paws off the walls. It is on Avenida Ausias March, just a couple of hundred metres south of the Rusafa neighbourhood and close to the Parque Central. No metro nearby, but plenty of buses passing the door on the way in and out to the centre and other routes...

Beautiful apartment in a beautiful part of Valencia city. Very near the Central Market and La Lonja, one of the most popular parts of the old town for visitors to Valencia. Ok, the price is a fair few euro, but there is a garage included, and the terrace (about 13m2) is not included in the 97m2 mentioned above (because that would be dishonest and we're not like that). Its would be a lovely apartment to live in...

Rusafa is one of the most exciting areas of Valencia city. Lots of great restaurants and bars and a really nice atmosphere that is great to just throw yourself into. But, it can be a bit too much. Like the man who walked into the doctors with a steering wheel down his pants. The doctor says what's that, the man says I don't know but its driving me nuts! So if you want to live here you'll want to find the right place...

This duplex is right in the old historic part of Valencia city. It is only a minutes walk from the riverbed park, and little more than that to the city centre, so an excellent location. So if you live here, what else are you going to need? If you drive, definitely a car parking space, and one is included with this apartment. Also maybe a little roof terrace, for a little bit of fresh air and sunshine? This place has that too...

Great little flat right beside Marxalenes park, only 2 minutes walking from the tram and 10 minutes from the river bed, 15 from the city centre. This apartment is on the fifth floor and there is no lift at the moment, but it is possible to install one in the future. The views from the balcony might make it worth the climb, sunsets over the park. Indeed this place catches the sun throughout the afternoon and evening...

An interesting property in the very centre of Valencia with the Gran Via, Calle Colon and Ruzafa at your disposal and set high on a 5th floor for a decent open view to the Estacion Nord, no AVE here though, that’s further up the line and there’s actually very little noise from the local trains that creep in on the commuter service. This large apartment of 4 bedrooms, 2 bathrooms, WC, living room...

**This apartment already has a tourist license** Apartment in great location, a few minutes walk from the beach in the much sought-after area of Cabanyal. More and more restaurant and bars opening here all the time, and this is going to be one of the areas to really explode once this summer as we move out of the pandemic. A very comfortable apartment, recently renovated, 3 bedrooms and an ample living and dining area...

This is billed as 'The Best Penthouse in Valencia'. No managing expectations here then. Well its definitely extremely centrally located, just off the main city square in Valencia, a couple of hundred metres from the train station. And its on the ninth floor, so its up out of the way of city centre noise and pollution. The views are great, there are no higher buildings in front, so you can see right across the city. Inside...

Have a look at this artists rendition of what this apartment looks like. I mean, the actual photos are great, just have a look, but the agents felt the need to include this photo too. A perfectly boring drawing. Too boring. You know what it needs? How about a beardy guy looking as if he's about to have a very serious word with the armchair in the corner. Or maybe the pot plant...